Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Randomize
