jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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