with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
He uses pillows to masturbate.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
there is glitter all over my balls
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
