He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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