I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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