I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
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