And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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