What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
this hospital has no fireball
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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