WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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