try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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