at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
No subtext here. People are naked.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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