i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
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