You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
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