I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
You can't just leave with hair like that
i've created a new STD.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Randomize
