I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
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