today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Randomize
