I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
i believe in u and ur pee
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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