Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
the day after is always just damage control
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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