she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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