Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I am available for nakedness
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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