he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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