I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I would ride that face into the sunset
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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