Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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