How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
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