...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
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