Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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