you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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