I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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