This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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