just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Every concussion has its silver lining
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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