dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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