that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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