we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
It was a blind-side dick pic.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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