you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
My feet surprised me
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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