You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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