It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
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