Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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