S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
