I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
COCAINE IS GR8
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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