Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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