im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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