i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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