shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
he puts the penis in happiness.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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