And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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