I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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