So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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