Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
So here I am, sexting at work.
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