Sponge bath it is.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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