I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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