She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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