why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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